Sukhbir Singh

My Punjab.

My Punjab is the “Land of the Five Rivers”.

My Punjab is not Punjab (India) or Punjab (Pakistan) – it is simply Punjab.

My Punjab is the land of great gurus like Guru Nanak and of warrior saints like Guru Gobind.

My Punjab is where there are Sikhs, Hindus and Muslims – with no difference.

In my Punjab people still discriminate on the basis of caste and call themselves the followers of Baba Nanak.

In my Punjab, a Punjabi would rather tolerate abuses on himself than his motherland.

My Punjab gave birth to 20-year-old warriors who sacrificed their life for the honor of the country.

In my Punjab bribing is a way of life; its an integral part of the system. The Government functions on that.

In my Punjab, a guest is still treated like a King.

In my Punjab you get Sarsoon da Saag with Makki Di Roti and a tumbler full of Lassi.

My Punjab has the worst police force on the Earth regularly accused of severe human right violations.

My Punjab is where you worship the soil cause of the glory it has.

My Punjab is where you get to listen the most lively form of music with a dazzling display of Bhangra.

My Punjab is the land of poets like Bulle Shah and Shiv Kumar Batalvi.

My Punjab is not Khalistan. My Punjab is not only for Sikhs. It is for our Hindu and Muslim brothers. The words of Guru Gobind, ‘Treat the human race as one’, will always guide us.

My Punjab is definitely not the corrupt Government officials who don’t work unless you stuff their filthy self with bribe money.

My Punjab is not for religious fanatics or people who have nothing else to do in their life except boast about the superiority of their caste.

My Punjab is my motherland. Canada or US. No matter where you are. There has never been nor will be a place like apna Punjab.

Vasda rahai mera Punjab. Proud to be a Punjabi.

Pulling together interesting search trends and patterns requires Google’s human and computing power together. Search statistics are automatically generated based on the millions of searches conducted on Google over a given period of time – weekly, monthly, and annually. With some help from humans, and a pigeon or two (LOL) when they have time, these statistics and trends make their way from the depths of Google’s hard drives to become the Google Zeitgeist report.

Or in other words, this means what specific terms did Indians search for most, using Google in April 2007.

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LOL. Ain’t it funny? Angelina Jolie? LOL LOL. We Indians. Phew.

2nd one is self explanatory.

Intex (India) is a computer accessories manufacturer, good all right but I never knew it was that popular!

DTDC is a leading Indian courier company.

Polaris – Can’t seem to fit this!!!!

SESA Goa is India’s largest exporter of iron ore in the private sector . . . Wonder . . .??

Franklin Templeton – Investment Firm . . . Must be mutual funds!

Homeopathy – Mostly found in all Indian homes. Trusted!

NCDEX – National Commodity & Derivatives Exchange Limited

Online Hindi Songs – Papuyaar Yaar!

Mona Lisa – LOL. Now why this.

Northern Railway – The best thing to happen to Indian Railways. The online enquiry system REALLY ROCKS.

Valentino Rossi – People do watch MotoGP

Stress – Ha ha. Stress. Good one.

Jiya Khan – LOL. This really made me go ROFL. Long legs I guess ?

Republic Day congratulations to all my fellow countrymen.

May the following things be banned in India – in the true spirit of being of an Indian.

1. Congress and BJP (Political Parties) – Congress for the anti – Sikh riots in 1984, in which innocents Sikhs were massacred in many parts of the country. People like Jagdish Tytler and Kamal Nath were responsible inspite of that, they were introduced in the Cabinet. The Nanavati Commission took 20 years almost to submit its reports. This happens only in India.

BJP for the 2002 Gujarat riots. Innocent Muslims were killed throughout Gujarat. And yet Narendra Modi escapes, fights the elections again and wins. Pathetic. Had it been some other country, such a person would have been brought to justice immediately, his role in the riots was clear cut. Yet he continues to be the Chief Minister. Rightly said, sometimes in a democracy all the fools are on the same side of the majority.

The surprising part? In both the cases, the police actually helped in propagating the riots. This speaks volumes about the police force in our country.

See the videos of either the anti – Sikh riots or the Gujarat riots. Then you will realize how insane some people can be. You won’t weep, you will cry out loud.

2. Television - Ekta Kapoor and her stupid shows in which according to her she shows the empowerment of women. Right. 6 to 7 marriages of the same lady and this is called empowerment. The only thing she is bringing out to the audiences is – that she is lousy. Her concepts are pathetic. The audience? I am really surprised how people see these shows. I even heard that some of my friends watch them. How sick can someone get I mean?

Big Boss. It sucks so much that I won’t even talk about it. Stupid show. Stupid people.

3. Religion Based Politics – Any party that uses religion as its base should be banned and the leaders be sent to a maximum security prison – they are like terrorists. Seriously.

4. Cellular Companies – Of course its not feasible to ban them but the way they loot customers its really pathetic. Misleading consumers by calling a 64 Kbps connection as BROADBAND.
Our country can do a lot better if people stop this caste crap and religion bullshit.  Jai Hind.