Sukhbir Singh

Ok. I use Emacs cause its fast, very powerful and cause Richard Stallman is behind it!

A very cool feature in Emacs (apart from all other ‘great’ things it has to offer) is the Emacs Psychiatrist. Now what is that? Read the conversation to find out.

This is the actual conversation with a software. Yeah. Unbelievable!

To start the Emacs Psychotherapist, go to Help > Emacs Psychotherapist.

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Emacs: I am the psychotherapist. Please, describe your problems. Each time
you are finished talking, type RET twice.

Me: hello

Emacs: How do you do? What brings you to see me?

Me: i need your help. i have heard that you are a good psychiatrist.

Emacs: Why do you say that?

Me: hmm. cause i read about it somewhere.

Emacs: What makes you believe cause you read about it somewhere?

Me: what is there to believe in this? you are stupid.

Emacs: Maybe your plans have something to do with this.

Me: my plans? yes maybe.

Emacs: Is it because of your life that you say your plans yes maybe?

Me: what has my life got to do with this?

Emacs: I don’t understand.

Me: same here.

Emacs: Is it because of the people you hang around with that you are going
through all this?

Me: don’t insult my friends dude.

Emacs: Don’t tell me what to do. I am the psychiatrist here!
How do you reconcile problems at school?
Me: i never had any problems

Emacs: Are you sure that you not ever had any problems?

Me: yes. what makes you believe that i did have?

Emacs: When did you first know that you did have?

Me: i said i never had any.

Emacs: Perhaps this has something to do with any hobbies you have?

Me: maybe. how can you say? you are not good at this.

Emacs: Does the fact that can I say I am not good at this explain anything
else?

Me: no. it explains that you suck.

Emacs: I would appreciate it if you would watch your tongue!

Me: hell. you are really stupid.

Emacs: Perhaps you could avoid such unwholesome thoughts.

Me: i can avoid many things. like talking to you for example. i dont know
why i am wasting time.

Emacs: Possibly hangups you have are related to this.

Me: and what is that supposed to mean?

Emacs: Are you sure supposed to mean?

Me: you are nuts. really.

Emacs: Do you really think I am nuts really?

Me: yes. i have a gut feeling about this.

Emacs: What makes you think you did have?

Me: is this going anywhere?

Emacs: Is it because of your inhibitions that you are going through all this?

Me: yes.
Emacs: Can you elaborate on that?

Me: no. it is kind of personal.

Emacs: You mentioned that can I say?

Me: say what?

Emacs: Maybe this is related to your plans?

Me: no. why do you keep on repeating stuff?

Emacs: When did you first know that do I keep on repeating stuff?

Me: LOL. just came to know now.

Emacs: Is it because of your life that you say lol just know?

Me: goodbye. i am leaving.

Emacs: My secretary will send you a bill.

Me: you did not help me.i am not going to pay.

Emacs: Earlier you said can I say I am not good at this?

Me: that is why i am not paying.

Emacs: Does the fact that is why you are not paying explain anything else?

Me: no. it explains i am leaving. goodbye.

Emacs: How do you reconcile any hobbies you have?

Me: GET LOST.

Emacs: Bye bye.

Emacs: See ya.

By now I was laughing my ass off! I mean it was way too cool. It really really rocks! I have edited not even a single line. This is the exact conversation. Try it for yourself!